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Before (200lbs) - Now (253lbs)

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snuffaluffagay:

themonkeypuzzletree:

snuffaluffagay:

If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

what would the other 10% be

me eating all your food

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SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

  1. Douche: hey
  2. Nice girl:
  3. Douche: HEY
  4. Nice girl: what?
  5. Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
  6. Nice girl: excuse me?
  7. Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
  8. Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?